Toppings, Icing and Frosting

I can't bake the cake.

And you're probably thinking this is ridiculous because you've seen me bake lots of cakes and you know I actually am a good cook.

But I can't bake the cake.

And I can't also get a job, choose my career, talk to my friends, eat right, go for a run, keep a healthy relationship or even cross the fucking street. You know what else I can't do?

I can't bake the cake.

I can't choose the flavor of the cake I should bake, I can't buy the eggs and butter, I can't set up the stove, I can't count the minutes.

I can't bake the cake.

How do I tell people I can't bake the cake? It's just a cake to bake. They'll probably just say "go on and bake the cake" like it is just tha easy because they don't know how hard it is.

Just bake the cake.

Maybe I'm not supposed to eat cakes anymore, maybe nobody should eat cakes ever again, maybe I should try and make a pie, but how could I make a pie if I can't even bake the cake?

Dammit.

I can't bake this cake